I bet some of you actually thought I'd make a separate page for each one of these titles. I was actually considering it, until I realized how incredibly silly that would be. Ignoring the fact that it would take more space (granted, a negligible amount of bytes) on my account, it would just be a complete waste of time, as the explanations are relatively small (relative to what? Who knows).

So, for those of you who were expecting many pages filled with wonderful descriptions and amusing anecdotes, all I can say is, life is full of disappointments. Get used to it.

Plush Goddess of Thievery (Undisciplined)

I'm sure most of the people reading these titles would think I'm strange and a little sick. Well, they'd be right. This first title is a compilation of different stages Yamara (the cartoon character) has gone through. She has been, in no particular order, a plush toy, a goddess, and a master thief. She is also married to Ogrek the Undisciplined.

High Priestess of Sheep

The second title is in honor of my bizarre hobby of collecting sheep. No, not real sheep. And not for any disgusting and perverse reason. Only because they're cuter than cows, fuzzier than pigs, and not as common as bears. Really... that's it. Honest.

President of High Weirdness by Mail (Northern California Branch)

I acquired the third title several years ago when my brother and I sent out odd things in the mail to friends. It sounds worse than it really is. In addition to random stickers, miniature posters of famous singers (BMG Music stamps), and other pointless objects, we sent out our business card and autographed Juan "El Terminente" Valdez illustrations. For some reason it was entertaining.

Queen of Squash

My last title makes absolutely no sense what so ever, no matter what kind of sexual inuendo you may be able to quite easily get out of it. I decided that, while the others at least have some twisted sort of logic behind them, I needed at least one which has no basis.