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Micr'sawft
Winders98 |
Features
This here new fangled 'pooter runner gits yer 'pooter ta run
a mite bit faster, jus' by suckin' up some 'a that useless disk
space sittin' around. 'N even though it requahrs more CPU 'n mem'ry,
it'll make yer old piece 'a junk fly.
Features:
- Back'ards compatible
- Plug 'n Pray
Git more info on th' box.
Requahrments
To make it werk, y'all gotta have:
- Yer own 'pooter with that there new-fangled Pentium II/400 'r better
- A heap o' RAM (128 MB is good 'nuff)
- One 'a dem dense 5.25" drives
- Sacr'fice yer first-born
To getta the Innernet or the Worl' Wahd Web*:
- A bunch more RAM
- A bunch more space
- Plug 'n Pray workin' modem
- A hah-paid perfeshional to set it up
* Automatic disconnection to non-Micr'sawft ISPs is a feature of
Winders98, not a bug. Access to and use of MSN requires payment of a
separate fee.
Rumors
"More comfortable than a pair of blue jeans." --Wormman
"Now you can access more porn faster." --Bobo
"Get jiggy wid it." --Flux
Screenshots
- Prelim graphics:
- Black and White cover
- Just a big logo and title. It'll be color in the final
- Left panel
- A couple of smaller logos, the disk size, and other stuff
- Right panel
- The License Agreement, a notice against piracy and more logos
- Random jots of text for the back
© 1998 Micr'sawft Co. No rahts reserved.
Last mucked with: Saturday, September 19, 1998
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