(thanx to Sentimental Hermit for the template! Please don't sue
me!)

 The Unofficial Midday Commercial Drinking Game
 
 THE RULES
 
 Take a sip when...
    You see an auto insurance commercial.
    You see a commercial for a fabric softener.
    A diaper commercial comes on.
    A bad quality TCI-produced commercial comes on and screws up the 
     sound and picture.
    You see a local news weatherman/lady advertising some stupid local
     event.
    A commercial with various bad acting people acting out random
     illnesses comes on.
    You see a Rogaine commercial.
    A talk show later in the day is advertised.

 Take a gulp when...
    A commercial says "Train as a medical assistant!"
    People with bad acting act out a cheesy auto accident.
    You see a person using an auto diagnostic system.
    A motorcycle accident law firm commercial comes on.
    A life insurance commercial with decaying old people comes on.

 Drink an entire drink when...
    A commercial uses the phrase "high tech."
    A commercial uses fine print to announce "actual patient."
    You see Jim Palmer.

 Drink everything in sight when...
    You see Sally Struthers. (thanx to Mike Lewis for this one)

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         .                  _|______ ______ __ ______ ___ ___  
      ... .     _   _        |   _  |   _  |__|  ____|   '   |...aka...
   ......  .    |\  _| ,~ |_ |   ___|     <|  |___   |  \ /  |Matt Spinetta  
........_ _ .  _|/ |_| |  |\ |___|  |___|__|__|______|___|___|UC Davis, Ca.
\.......     .                                               
 \.....       .    "Dude, that girl isn't anything close to what
  \....        .     I'd remotely call attractive!"   -Kit Wetzler
   \..          . 
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