As you can see, I'm procrastinating doing my take-home exam :>

>RMA

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The Unofficial *ucd.life* Drinking Game
Version 2.0,  26 October, 1996 (Fall edition)

The ucd.life Drinking Game was compiled by Sentimental Hermit
(rmagusti@engr.ucdavis.edu) because he really didn't feel like
going to work today.

THIS IS A GAME. The actual conduct of a drinking game should be an 
exhibition, not a competition, i.e. no wagering, please.

HOW TO PLAY. You and your fellow ucd.lifers should meet in front of a
computer screen (be sure to be logged on and reading Usenet), with your
drinks (alcoholic or not) within easy access. While reading the news-
group *ucd.life*, when any of the following events occur, drink according
to the guidelines provided. If you have any questions as to whether to
drink or not to drink, or how much to drink, in any given situation,
always err on the side of drinking. (Note that this should not be con-
strued as an endorsement for mass alcoholic consumption in any way, 
shape, or form).

I apologize beforehand for any misattributions. Additions, corrections, 
and comments of any kind are welcome.

THE RULES

Take a sip when...

 Someone posts a movie review
 People complain about their midterms
 A reference is made to Max's
 A post includes pseudo-IRC commands or HTML tags
 Someone uses pine to post to *ucd.life*
 Random lurkers ask what's there to do in Davis
 Someone gets nostalgic over the 80's
 People trade "check-out" stories


Take a gulp when...

 Grant posts something that alienates himself from the rest of humanity
 A movie rates higher than 6.0 on the ASS (Adam's Strict Scale)
 Alumni post to *ucd.life* from the east coast
 Someone gets nostalgic over the 70's
 A newbie asks about Davis police, illegal immigration, UBS, rudeness in
  Davis or some other topic that's been beaten to death in the past
 People are described according to the weather-based rating system


Drink an entire drink when...

 Someone refers to getting ASS over e-mail
 Yamara gets a new title added to her .sig
 Someone gets nostalgic over the 60's
 John Kinsella gets that penis-reduction surgery done


Drink everything in sight when...

 Drew posts about something other than cars or his penis
 People are present during the weekend


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  pharaoh@MIT.EDU             | "It is only with the heart that one can see
  hermit@sankhya.MIT.EDU      |  rightly; what is essential is invisible to
  ragustin@ccmpo-e.draper.com |  the eye." --Antoine de Saint-Exupery