So far, voter turnout has been low--only 6 completed ballots so far.  
Also, my original ballot got truncated when I posted.  Here it is again.
Single nominees in a given category win by default but feel free to 
write-in a candidate.  Final results next week.

>RMA
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Best single post (serious)
 [] Any announcement/cross-post from ucd.general :>
 [] Meetings at Plainfield Station
 [] "Sappy" response to Regarding Pet Peeves (Niki Miller)
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Best single post (humorous)
 [] "Donut fantasy" (Drew Nichols)
 [] "Rodeo Sex" (LeRoy Alaways?)
 [] How to compute GPA in "Bad Religions woes" thread (Luther Jaffe)
 [] The *ucd.life* Drinking Game
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Best thread (serious)
 [] "HEALTH CARE ISSUE"
 [] "Sacred Cow Tartar"
 [] "You asked for it.../On Illegal Immigration"
 [] "Davis Cop Sh*tlist"
 [] "Topic of Conversation"
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Best thread (humorous)
 [] "Subjects mean nothing here" (Garrett Choy)
    (also nominated for Cheers' Cliff Clavin and Norm Beer
     Drinker's Awards)
 [] "Blah..." (Adam Spragg)
 [] "Donut fantasy" (Drew Nichols)
 [] "Ugly Bitch Syndrome" (Matt Bradley)
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Most ubiquitous topic
 [] Speeding tickets and Davis cops
 [] Last weekend's/this weekend's party
 [] Various flammage
 [] Drew's penis
 [] My car is bitchin / I go fast / Me dumb and drive to
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Most pointless post/thread
 [] "How do you feel about SKATEBOARDING?"
 [] Anything by Rosa Cabrera
 [] Anything about automobiles and/or speeding tickets
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Favorite poster
 [] David T. Withowski (dtw)
 [] Kit Wetzler
 [] Joshua Fox
 [] Charles Haase (Rudeboy)
 [] Matt Spinetta (Dark PRiSM)
 [] None (I hate 'em all)
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Favorite flamer
 [] Charles Haase (Rudeboy)
 [] John J. Tomashek
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Most Cocky Award
 [] Matt Spinetta
 [] John Kinsella
 [] Drew Nichols
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Most Changed (physically)
 [] Jenna Ardaiz
 [] Niki Miller
 [] Aimee Shepard
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Favorite "old-timer"
 [] David T. Witkowski (dtw)
 [] James Pace
 [] Blaise Camp
 [] Luther Jaffe
 [] Charles Haase (Rudeboy)
 [] Paul Hirose
 [] John Kinsella
 [] John A. Kilpatrick
 [] Christian Sandvig
 [] David F. Prenatt, Jr.
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Favorite "net-chick"
 [] Niki Miller
 [] Angela Wilder
 [] Jenna Ardaiz
 [] Jennie Lee
 [] Ilana McPhee
 [] Alanna James
 [] Linda Zunas
 [] Trina Campling
 [] Staci Loyola Ostrup
 [] Cheri Hammerbug (Hooters)
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Uhh... Favorite "net-guy"
 [] Drew Nichols
 [] John Kinsella
 [] Matt Spinetta
 [] Matt Bradley
 [] Adam Spragg
 [] James Pace
 [] Christopher Lambertus
 [] Jake "Watching TV" Sanderson
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Favorite Lurker
 [] Sentimental Hermit :>
 [] Dave Zavatson
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Favorite Use of Witty Quotes
 [] Jenna Ardaiz
 [] Jennie Lee
 [] James Pace
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Most thoughtful poster
 [] D.R. Powers (drp)
 [] Joshua Fox
 [] David T. Wikowski (dtw)
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Most ubiquitous poster
 [] David T. Witkowski (dtw)
 [] John Kinsella
 [] Kit Wetzler
 [] Matt Spinetta (Dark PRiSM)
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Most articulate poster
 [] Charles Haase (Rudeboy)
 [] Paul Thacker
 [] Taylor Scott Gautier
 [] David F. Prenatt, Jr.
 [] John J. Tomashek
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Most improved poster
 [] Drew Nichols
 [] Staci Loyola Ostrup (got rid of her .sig)
 [] I have yet to see improvement
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Most Clueless/Irritating/Thoughtless poster
 [] Dr. Grant
 [] Naomi Hicks (Rosa, you should be...)
 [] DNA^2 (for unfathomable stream-of-consciousness)
 [] Rosa Cabrera
 [] Drew Nichols
 [] Matt Spinetta (Dark PRiSM)
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Best net personality
 [] Charles Haase (Rudeboy)
 [] Matt Spinetta (Dark PRiSM)
 [] Niki Miller
 [] James Pace
 [] David T. Witkowski (dtw)
 [] Dave Lange
 [] Aimee Shepard
 [] In ucd.life? Ha!
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Rosa Cabrera Award for Worst De-lurk
 [] Michael Alvarez
 [] Drew Nichols
 [] Cindi 
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Most Single-Minded Poster
 [] David F. Prenatt, Jr.

Victor Frankenstein Lifetime Achievement Award
 [] James Pace, founder of ucd.life

Thread That Quickly Went Everywhere Award
 [] "Our Story, Chapter 1" (Luther Jaffe)
 [] "Subjects mean nothing here" (Garrett Choy)
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Best .sig Quotes
 [] Matt Spinetta
 [] James Pace
 [] Linda Zunas
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Most-missed net personality (facetious)
 [] Bunny Bunbun
 [] Adnan Jin
 [] Amy Satterlund
 [] Jim Hartley
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Adnan Din Award for Lifetime Achievement
 []

Favorite ucd.life Saying
 [] "Melt the fucker"
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Linda Zunas Award for Best Weekend Plans
 [] John Kinsella for the Third Annual Brewfest at Waterworld USA
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Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe Award
 [] Niki Miller and her softball bat
 [] Niki Miller's new haircut :>
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ucd.life Royalty
 [] David T. Witkowski -- Sir David, Duke of Sycamore, Earl of Things
    That Have Two Wheels
 [] Niki Miller -- Redundancy Queen of Redundancy

Incurring the Wrath of CancelMouse Award
 [] Drew Nichols

Jerky De-lurk Award
 [] Cindi 

Once in a Blue Moon Award
 [] Matt Spinetta's public apology to Niki Miller
 [] Drew Nichols's public apology to John A. Kilpatrick

Identity-In-Flux Award
 [] Ilana McPhee (Liam Trujillo)
 [] Ann Maskar (Ilene Aguilar)
 [] Niki Miller (Lorie Cawley)

Gracie Allen Award for Best Straight Line
 [] "Wanted: A Good Greasy Man" (Gwyndolen Harburg)

Worst Hissy Fit
 [] Aimee Shepard in reaction to LeRoy Alaways' flippant comment
    on "Star Trek collectibles"

Most Beloved/Hated .sig Award
 [] Staci Loyola Ostrup

Male Adolescent Fantasy Come True Award
 [] "Sexual Harassment!?" (John J. Tomashek)

Imelda Marcos Award for Most Shoes
 [] Jenna Ardaiz

Medicine Makes You Say Funny Things Award
 [] dtw

Best ucd.life Veteran's Flashback
 [] dtw's "Happy May Day" post

Youngest (honorary) ucd.lifer
 [] Aimee's son William Maxwell Shepard (11 lbs, 5 ounces; 21.5 inches long)

Biggest Ego (when not around his gf) Award
 [] Matt Bradley

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