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With the Micr'sawft Winders 98 'Pooter Runner, you can get yer 'pooter
runnin' faster than a coot's scat. You'llave more fun than a wolf inna
henhouse.
Left column
Plug 'n Pray
This here Plug 'n Pray 'll automagic'ly install yer new hardware
in just a few hours.
Micr'sawft Swap.
MSN
The Micr'sawft Nightmare. Hook yerself up to the most saturated network
yet. Slog through the Innernet today!
Center column
Long ass names. Make 'em bigger'n a horse's rear. Find stuff.
Right column
To make it werk, youse gotta have:
Yer own 'pooter with that there new-fangled Pentium II/400 'r better
A heap o' RAM (128 MB is good 'nuff)
One a dem dense 5.25" drives
Sacr'fice yer first-born
To getta the Innernet or the Worl' Wahd Web*:
A bunch more RAM
A bunch more space
Plug and Pray workin' modem
A hah-paid perfeshional to set it up
* Automatic disconnection to non-Micr'sawft ISPs is a feature of Winders 98,
not a bug. Access to and use of MSN require payment of a separate fee.
Note:
Other stuff will prolly need a better 'pooter than described above fer
Winders 98.
Ta get all this here stuff to werk raht, youse gotta stick with only
Micr'sawft things, lahk them there programs with the Designed for Winders
98 logo, otherwahz yer 'pooter maht dah.
Box has a coupon fer 8" disks or punch cards.
Box 'n junk are hahly toxic and non-recyclable.
STICKERS
GET YO DAMN
MONEY-BACK
(Micr'sawft 5-day)
GUARANTEE
Good in Alaska and Hawaii only.